5.I'll Never Be Jealous Again
Mabel：Hinesy, Hinesy
Hines：I've learned my lesson Mabel, I'll never be jealous again.
Mabel：You stick to that now
Hines：Absolutely
Mabel： Now that's easier said than done.
Hines： I can do it
Mabel： I knew it
but lets take an example, just for fun
Picture this, you're sitting here waiting for her to come back
from a date
Hines： there I am, sitting and waiting for her to come back from
a date
Mabel： Here she comes, her blouse is unbutton her stockings are
not very straight
Hines： Here she comes, her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings
are not very straight
Mabel： Later on, she gets a bouque with a card in it saying
'Baby, you were great'
'Well, Hinesy, what would you do then？'
Hines： I would trust her, I would trust her, by George, I swear
I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous again
Mabel： Nice work, Hinesy
Hines： I knew I could do it Mablel
Mabel： Now lets take another example
Picture this, you've got nothing to do so you drop in to chat
for awhile
Hines： There I am, I've got nothing to do so I drop in to chat
for awhile
Mabel： Something's up, the windows are open and Gladys is
forcing a smile
Hines： Something's up, the window is open and Gladys is forcing
a smile
Mabel： There you see, a shirt and a tie and pair of pants in a
nice neat little pile
'Well, Hinesy'
Hines： I...I woud trust her, I would trust her, by George I
swear I would trust her
Oh I'll never be jealous, I'll never never never never...be
jealous again
Mabel： That's it Hinesy you're practically cured!
Hines： There'll be no more nightmares to sleep through
No more key holes to peep through
Mabel： No more bushes to creep through
Hines： That's my plan
Mabel： Well now that you're a new man
Picture this, you go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the
key
Hines： There I am, I go to my sweeties apartment, I borrow the
key
Mabel： There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate
squeeze
Hines： There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate
squeeze
Mabel： Then, to boot, she tells you she was in the arms of a
cousin who was back from over seas
Hines： A COUSIN BACK FROM OVER SEAS？ DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THAT？!I WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY!...
Mabel： Hinesy!
Hines： I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear,
I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous...I'll never never never never
never....never be jealous again
Mabel： I'm so proud of you!
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